Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops
If you don’t believe that Zach Varmitech is the son of Shego and Drakken, you’re VERY wrong…
I’ve pretty well convinced myself that he’s just a sort of revamped/grown-up Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown. Their names are similar, their hairstyles and color schemes/aesthetics are similar, they’re both really childish and scream really effeminately over everything, and they both have robots named after themselves. … But you make a compelling argument.
I totally watched Wild Kratts today… I’d seen the Florida Panther episode before (and learned that there are panthers in /Florida/ which I did not know—and they’re really endangered), but the second episode was about worms, and hooooooooooooooooooooo-boy… Just hearing each of them say “squirmy wormy” was hilarious.
Alsotherewassomeseriousfuckingsizekinkstuffgoingonanditwassowaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahhh… Uh, Martin /rode/ on a fucking /worm/. HE RODE ON A WORM. It was awesome. And uncomfortable. And /awesome/. Seriously. Kratt Brothers. Probably the /best/ celebrity brothers.
We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
You leave me with jumbled words.
I'm in love with you.
I have a crush on you.
I sincerely wish you would notice me.
We have quite a lot in common.
You are my Tumblr crush.
I dislike your page.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.
PLEASE MARRY ME.
I find you cute.
I would date you.
I dislike you.
dear mum and dad
i was in the library today
reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
and i would just like to say
are you fucking serious
i demand a name change immediately
just literally anything else please
fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
sorry for swearing i just
aragog fang potter or some shit
Please Jesus Christ let the beginning of the school year mean improvement of my life.