its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
I did so, so well until 18… and then fucked up everything.
(Source: unsavioured, via thatssoravenne)
have you seen my sex tape
Sometime’s the world is a tough place, the days get to you and the nights drag on, so here’s a story of a pet penguin who goes shopping.
(Source: neology, via mydrunkkitchen)
Okay here is part 1 of my totally awesome fanfic/weird story I came up
I’d like to point out that my grammar isn’t the best, nor am I the best writer in the world. But here it is! - contains violence and possibly bad words because fuck you.
Holy fuck, Brain…