kristinawrites?

What can I say? I'm not sorry.

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

I did so, so well until 18… and then fucked up everything.

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skinnycrimes:

HIMYM: Inspirational quotes. (06.24)

Creds to the uploader
✞ Sh/ Ed/ Sad B&w Blog/ If you need please message me ✞

(via recovery-has-set-me-free)

“I believe that one defines oneself by reinvention. To not be
like your parents. To not be like your friends. To be
yourself. To cut yourself out of stone.”

—   Henry Rollins (via poweruppositive)

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fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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“Acquire and keep only that which is beautiful to you. Be in love with everything you own.”

—   

FP Brigette 

Everything you love is here

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malformalady:

The Greater Adjutant (Leptoptilos dubius) is a member of the stork family, Ciconiidae. The Greater Adjutant Stork has adaptations that help them to be better scavengers.  A bald head and neck, although it doesn’t make them look pretty, helps them to keep clean.  The neck and head is the hardest part for a bird to reach when they preen, or clean, themselves.  Having no feathers means there are less places for their scavenged food to get stuck.
Photo credit: Ben Fitzgerald

malformalady:

The Greater Adjutant (Leptoptilos dubius) is a member of the stork family, Ciconiidae. The Greater Adjutant Stork has adaptations that help them to be better scavengers.  A bald head and neck, although it doesn’t make them look pretty, helps them to keep clean.  The neck and head is the hardest part for a bird to reach when they preen, or clean, themselves.  Having no feathers means there are less places for their scavenged food to get stuck.

Photo credit: Ben Fitzgerald

Long John Silver - Professional Pirate

timflavouredcurry:

I often sing this. 

And, as usual, Tim sounds incredible.

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malformalady:

Assistants use burning incense and cigarettes to drive bees away from the face of She Ping. He used queen bees to successfully attract thousands of bees.

malformalady:

Assistants use burning incense and cigarettes to drive bees away from the face of She Ping. He used queen bees to successfully attract thousands of bees.

besound:

Sometime’s the world is a tough place, the days get to you and the nights drag on, so here’s a story of a pet penguin who goes shopping.

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aisforarthur:

Okay here is part 1 of my totally awesome fanfic/weird story I came up 

I’d like to point out that my grammar isn’t the best, nor am I the best writer in the world. But here it is! - contains violence and possibly bad words because fuck you. 

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Holy fuck, Brain…